Epcot Ticket: $71 + Tax

Please don't bring your 3 day old baby to a theme park. Also, please don't text on your cell phone, not looking where you're going, when you're in a crowd of 3,000 people. Oh, and also, if you know you're going to be walking around all day, please, for the love of God, wear some deodorant.

People pay SO much to get into EPCOT these days- and there isn't THAT much to do there!  I hate to have my experiences ruined by inconsiderate tourists, rising anger due to idiotic parents, and the sheer annoyance of having to deal with smelly, sweaty, rude people.

Disney's Candlelight Processional

• 11/23 - 25: David Robinson
• 11/26 - 28: John O'Hurley
• 11/29 - 12/1: Neil Patrick Harris
• 12/02 - 12/4: Dennis Franz
  Community Relations Night, Dec. 2nd – 5:00 p.m. show
• 12/5 - 12/7: Monique Coleman
• 12/8 - 12/10: Steven Curtis Chapman
• 12/11 - 12/13: Chita Rivera
• 12/14 - 12/16: Andrea MacDowell
• 12/17 - 12/19: Kirk Cameron
• 12/20 - 12/22: Edward James Olmos
• 12/23 - 12/25: Gary Sinise
• 12/26 - 12/28: Rita Moreno
• 12/29 - 12/30: Marlee Matlin