Thursday, December 27, 2007

Epcot Ticket: $71 + Tax

Please don't bring your 3 day old baby to a theme park. Also, please don't text on your cell phone, not looking where you're going, when you're in a crowd of 3,000 people. Oh, and also, if you know you're going to be walking around all day, please, for the love of God, wear some deodorant.

People pay SO much to get into EPCOT these days- and there isn't THAT much to do there!  I hate to have my experiences ruined by inconsiderate tourists, rising anger due to idiotic parents, and the sheer annoyance of having to deal with smelly, sweaty, rude people.

Disney's Candlelight Processional

  • 11/23 - 25: David Robinson
  • 11/26 - 28: John O'Hurley
  • 11/29 - 12/1: Neil Patrick Harris
  • 12/02 - 12/4: Dennis Franz
    Community Relations Night, Dec. 2nd – 5:00 p.m. show
  • 12/5 - 12/7: Monique Coleman
  • 12/8 - 12/10: Steven Curtis Chapman
  • 12/11 - 12/13: Chita Rivera
  • 12/14 - 12/16: Andrea MacDowell
  • 12/17 - 12/19: Kirk Cameron
  • 12/20 - 12/22: Edward James Olmos
  • 12/23 - 12/25: Gary Sinise
  • 12/26 - 12/28: Rita Moreno
  • 12/29 - 12/30: Marlee Matlin

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Update: Delta Makes Good with $100 Voucher

After I sent my blog post to Delta, I was contacted by their Customer Care Department, who let me know in detail what the goals of Delta are:

Our goal is to offer meals and snacks that our customers enjoy.
Our goal is to make sure your flight is enjoyable, and training is provided to our employees to ensure a consistent and pleasant travel experience.
We want flying on Delta to be pleasant and regret any role we played which caused your travel experience to be otherwise.

All in all, the last portion of the email detailed a voucher for $100, as a goodwill gesture-
As a goodwill gesture, we have issued our electronic Transportation
Credit Voucher which may be used toward future Delta travel. eTCVs are
valid for one year from the date of issue. They may be redeemed at
delta.com, Delta Reservations or at any Delta city or airport ticket
office. Redemptions at delta.com will not incur a transaction fee.
Fees will apply if voucher is redeemed through any other Delta location.
I'm a big letter writer- whenever I feel that service has lacked at a place of business, I'm always all 'Oh, trust me, they're getting a letter!.' However, you have to remember to recognize the good, as well as the bad, so I send letters of praise to places, too! In this case, I'll definitely let Delta know that by stepping up, I'm a little bit happier. Yay.

Monday, November 05, 2007

car payment: $359

ohhh wait, sorry- that was just the price I was told, signed papers for, budgeted for, etc... Yes, that's right. Toyota and Scion of Orlando retroactively UNSOLD me my new car. Strange, huh?

they called me in to give me the spare key, then gave me a NEW contract over a longer period of time (66 months instead of the original 48), and a LARGER monthly payment ($412 instead of the original $359).

wtf. 

Saturday, September 29, 2007

plane ticket to japan: $1100

Got back from Japan, and I just wanted to talk about how unfair ticket prices are in correlation with the kind of service you get- especially when flying internationally.

I have an AMEX Delta SkyMiles card, and when I fly, I like to earn miles and ask for a pair of those little wings- so it works out. Until now. When we flew to England, Virgin Atlantic did one hell of a job making sure every person had either food shoved into their face, wine shoved into their gullets, or a game controller shoved into their hands. It was a great way to pass the 7-hour flight.

Delta, however, couldn't get any of these points right. Food was subpar, the one 'complementary' drink was horrible and poorly made [on our flight home, the stewardess admitted to having no idea what she was doing], and the in-flight entertainment system was broken for hours upon hours. I will be writing a letter to their customer service department, believe me.
On the flight there, our Atlanta-based crew was barely competent and not very nice. At one point, even, one of them accosted a passenger and accused him of being on Japanese television, as a news anchor. The poor man was confused and clearly wanted to be left alone, and was only left to his own when he answered, "Yes, maybe a little," to the stewardess's "Yes, yes you ARE on Japanese TV, aren't you! You ARE!" Really? You think he'd be sitting in coach...not even business class? Please.

The low point, though, was when that same stewardess decided to make the rounds, shake everybody's hand, and say in her thick southern accent, "Arigatos!" This sounded like, air-ih-gat-toes. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

On the way back, Pete and I decided that we would try to fly business class, since at least we could get some decent sleep and maybe, just MAYBE, their in flight system would work. I mean, when you're flying 15 hours overseas, these are two very important factors!

The countermaid told us that the cost was $3000 for one way, each. What!? That was incredible- is that common? Does anybody know if that's kosher? In any case, we didn't get to fly business class and no, the in-flight entertainment did not work. Surprise, surprise.

I don't think this flight experience was worth the amount we paid- at all. Remember the days of proper flying? Where people got dressed-up to fly, the stewardesses were pretty, and the service was impeccable? Well, I don't- I'm too young, but damn, don't look me in the face while you randomly throw alcohol into a glass and tell me you have "absolutely no clue!"

Saturday, September 15, 2007

new glasses: $180

9/6 I get up, go to work, leave for an eye appointment. The optometrist is comprehensive, nice, and I'm excited to finally get my eyes checked and get an updated prescription. The reception-man is sassy, funny, and plays a big part in convincing me to drop my black, thick-rimmed glasses for a pair of sleek, pink-rimmed glasses. Very chic, very cosmopolitan, metropolitan, and other politan.

I leave my appointment excited that I'll break away from the current trend of choppy, short-haired web 2.0ers and cut a path for bolder, light glasses with a punch of color. Aren't I a trend setter? [scoff]
9/13 I'm not able to get my glasses- long story short, I make plans to show up Saturday, when the office is open from 9-11, a mere two hours.

9/15 Saturday- I'm running in at 10 30, and wait for about half an hour. Apparently, I'm not the only person trying to ignite their crusade on fashion by picking up their new pair of glasses. Baby steps, baby steps. The reception-man picks a beige plastic box from under the counter and just stares into it. I'm not sure if he knows whether or not I'm supposed to take the glasses and explain what they're for...or if he just remembered he left the stove on and has to rush home lest his house burn to the ground.

In any case, he stares at the box, then looks at me, then I look in the box, then we look at each other, then we both look at the box, then I look back at him, he looks at the box- What is it!? I look at the glasses and notice 2 things...1) the company sticker is still on the lens and 2) any light shining on the lenses doesn't come off as green. Basically, those aren't my lenses, that's not my pair of glasses. My glasses were. not. made.

He stumbles to explain that oh, well I tried to log into the site on Saturday and couldn't make the order...Mind you, my appointment was Thursday. The reason he couldn't access my health care provider's website is because apparently, my lovely health care provided decided to discontinue their vision plan coverage. Not cancel, discontinue, like an old car model that nobody buys anymore. Ummmm hello!? Luckily for me, the cancellation discontinuation went into effect exactly one day after my appointment. Bottom line, receptionist-man, it's not my fault you didn't put the order in on the damn day I came into your offices!

How am I supposed to wow my coworkers with my exceptional taste in up and coming eye wear!? Does he not understand how un-cute I'll look in all my Japan photos!? Why wasn't I called when they couldn't place the order!? Why wasn't I notified when my health care provider dropped my vision plan? Shouldn't somebody from our HR department at least brought it up? No? Oh ok, my bad.

We had a catty conversation, of course. And I made sure I would only pay the original price I was quoted on these glasses, that they would be IN MY HANDS on Monday, before my flight to Japan, and I let him know that I was not a happy camper.

Lesson one in customer service: apologize. By that, I don't mean this last pathetic line on their printed out 'notice' about the cancellation of eye coverage, "We are sorry this has happened to you." Seriously.